Mein aisa kyon hu

Likhna chahta hu magar pencil kho gayi hai; Lagta hai aise jaise zindagi so gayi hai
Dair se uthna, late night sona; Lambe-2 phone calls aur kaam par rona
Thak gaya hu is zindagi se kya karoon; Hardiwar jaaonn yaa fir yahi par sadoon
Sochta hu ab kuch kar lena chahiye;Mujhe bhi zindagi mein kuch ban lena chahiye
Magar kya banoo yahi sochta hu;Life mein kuch nayi cheez khojta hu
CAT bahut easy hai kaise karoon;GRE karke videsh mein kyon maroon
IAS baanna mere bas ki baat nahi;Itni padai karne ki ab meri aukat nahi
Company mein job karna bhi kathin kaam hai;Naa raat ko chain hai naa din ko aaram hai
Consultant ka kaam fir bhi easy rahega;Magar uske liye fir english kaun prepare karega
Doctor nahi banooga kyonki usmein lag jaati hai;Choohe billi maarne mein meri phat jaati hai
Beauty parlor khol leta hu bada mazaa aayega;Daily maal aayega aur mujhe masaaz karvayega
Lekin usmein bhi shaayad success nahi ho paoonga;Roz Roz ladkiyon ki gaaliyan sun nahi paoonga (heheheheheehe)
Ye chote mote kaam karke mein kya hilaoonga;Gen mein apni life kyon barbad karvaooonga
Mumbai jaata hu aur filmstar ko patata hu;Magar koun si sahi rahegi yahin confused ho jaata hu
Decide kar liya hai ab vohi karoonga;Mallika Sheravat par hi try maroonga,
Vaise bhi uska koi boy friend nahi hai;Aur meri bhi life mein koi girl friend nahi hai, (hehehhehe)
Jaldi se Mallika ko call lagata hu aur uske dil ki baat batata hu
Mallika ne call uthaya aur boli hi dear;Phone mere kaan par tha aur haan mein thi beer
Maine bola mein tumse pyar karta hu; Aaaj hi apne dil se izhaar karta hu
Mallika sharma gayi aur meri baat par hansi;Usne bhi bola i love u aur mere jaal mein phansi
Hum dono daily beach par jaate hain; Aur sabi logon ko kam kapdon mein nazar aate hain
Jaise hi mein sand par bhagta hu meri chaddi khishak jaati hai; Aur peeche se mujhe kisi ke bhokne (barking) aur gurrane ki aavaj aati hai
Aankhein khulti hai aur mein bistar par so raha hu; Apni chaddi ko roky (dog) ke muh mein dekhkar ro raha hu
Roky bada kameena hai roz mujhe jagata hai; Agar nahi utha to chaddi kheechkar le jaata hai
Mammi bula rahi hai nahane ke liye; Manager ka phone aaya tha company jaane ke liye
Software professional hu mein yahi meri life hai; 18 ghante office mein bitata hu aur discover mein bike hai
Sabhi software vale bandhuon ko mera salaaam; abhi bhi time hai kar lo kuch aur kaam...heheheheheheh